im just me,
but i still dont know who i am yet.

i want to solve the world's problems. cure cancer. help the homeless. provide for children without parents. save animals. be myself.

 

old people say the darndest things

Grandma: *fart* excuse me

Me: Oh my God Grandma

Grandma: what dont you ever fart?

Me: Not in public.

Grandma: Well I'm not going to lie about it.