im just me,
but i still dont know who i am yet.
i want to solve the world's problems. cure cancer. help the homeless. provide for children without parents. save animals. be myself.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
So today while driving, I told my Mom her legs were sparkling.
(from her tanning lotion) and I was about to say something regarding Twilight’s sparkly faggots. But then we looked up and we were two feet away from a head on collision.
That my friends is how my mother and I do things.
